The Goat Stumbles from 4pm-9pm Sunday-Tuesday, 11am-10pm Wednesday & Thursday, 11am-Midnight Friday & Saturday. Questions? Call 806-323-9257. Stumblin’ Goat Saloon Meeting & Party Facility available by Reservation only 806-323-6765. We gladly accept most major credit cards, but pay with cash and receive a 3% discount on all items.

Goatalicious Appetizers & Sides

Fried Cheese $8.49
Fried Zucchini $6.99
Fried Mushrooms $5.99
Fried Jalapenos $4.29
Fried Pickles 4.49
Chili Cheese Taters $9.99
Bacon Cheddar Taters $10.49
*all served with ranch dressing

Basket of:
Twisted Taters $3.49
Onion Rings $4.49
*ranch dressing not included with baskets

Goat Favorites

*served with our famous twisted taters

The Billy
1/3 lb. ground chuck, with mustard, mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle and American cheese on a toasted homemade white or wheat bun. $10.49

The Nanny
5 oz. grilled chicken breast, with mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickle, on a toasted homemade white or wheat bun. $10.99

The Chiva
Two 1/3 lb. ground chuck patties with grilled onions, green chiles, jalapenos, and melted Monterey Jack and cheddar cheese. Add a bun for $1.99 $12.49

The Cabrita
Two 5 oz. grilled chicken breasts with grilled onion, jalapenos, green chiles and melted Monterey Jack and cheddar cheese. Add a bun for $1.99 $13.49

Goat Cheese Sliders
Three mini ground chuck patties with grilled onions, mushrooms, bacon, goat cheese, and mayo on three homemade mini buns. $14.49

Chicken Fried Steak
Real hand breaded cube steak deep fried and served with twisted taters and cream gravy. $13.49

*All burgers are cooked medium (light pink center) unless otherwise requested.

Brick Oven Pizzas

Super Pepperoni
Hand stretched dough, Italian marinara sauce, spicy pepperoni slices & mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $11.49 | 16 Inch – $16.49

Goat Supreme
Hand stretched dough, Italian marinara sauce, seasoned ground beef, spicy pepperoni, ground Italian sausage, diced red onions, diced green bell pepper, savory black olives, garden fresh sliced mushrooms & mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $13.49 | 16 Inch – $16.49

Spinach Alfredo
Hand stretched dough, creamy Alfredo sauce, fresh spinach leaves & mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $8.49 | 16 Inch – $13.49

Bacon Cheeseburger
Hand stretched dough, Italian marinara sauce, seasoned ground beef, diced red onions, crispy bacon bits, freshly shredded Monterey Jack & cheddar cheese.
10 Inch – $12.49 | 16 Inch – $17.49

Meatatarian
Hand stretched dough, Italian marinara sauce, spicy pepperoni, ground Italian sausage, seasoned ground beef, smokey Canadian bacon, crispy bacon bits & mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $13.49 | 16 Inch – $18.49

Plain Pie
Hand stretched dough, choice of creamy Alfredo sauce or Italian marinara with your choice of cheese, mozzarella or shredded Monterrey Jack & cheddar.
10 Inch – $7.99 | 16 Inch – $12.99

Garlic Cheese Pizza
Hand stretched dough, garlic butter and shredded Monterrey Jack & cheddar cheese.
10 Inch – $6.99 | 16 Inch – $11.99

Each Additional Topping
10 Inch – $0.89 | 16 Inch – $1.49

Spicy Pepperoni | Seasoned Ground Beef | Ground Italian | Sausage | Smokey Canadian Bacon | Crispy Bacon Bits | Garden Fresh Mushrooms | Fresh Spinach Leaves | Diced Green Bell Peppers | Diced Red Onion

Kidds Meals

10 & Under Please

#1) Cheeseburger slider with mayo and pickles & twisted taters. $5.99
#2) 5” Cheese pizza $4.99
#3) Two Cogburn’s Fingers, twisted taters, and sauce. $6.49

SWEET TREATS

Scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream $3.29
Deep Fried Brownies $5.49
Deep Fried Brownie Sundae $8.99

#TotesYerGoats #AwesomeSauce
#GoatLife #HillBilly #LIVE

Ask your server about available merchandise!

*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness*

Cogburn’s Famous Fried Fingers

Three Finger Basket
Three delicious hand battered chicken tenders served with your choice of dipping sauce, twisted taters, and Texas Toast. $8.49

Five Finger Basket (NO IT’S NOT FREE)
Five delicious hand battered chicken tenders served with two dipping sauces, twisted taters, and Texas Toast. $11.99

Get an extra finger for $2.29 each
Extra Toast $1.79
Get extra sauce for $0.79 each

Choices of Sauces: Goat Sauce, Possum Sauce, Buffalo Sauce or Ranch

Goat Wings

Jumbo chicken wings served Naked (No Sauce) or your choice of Mild, Medium, Goat Burners, BBQ, or Honey Chipotle BBQ and served with your choice of Bleu Cheese or Ranch dressing.

$11.49 Baker’s Half Dozen
$21.99 Baker’s Dozen

DIET GOAT

Salad Bar  $8.49
Add Grilled Chicken $4.49, Add Fried Chicken $3.99
(11am-9pm Daily)

Nanny Wrap
Diced Chicken, Monterey Jack and cheddar cheese, spinach, tomato, guacamole, chipotle paste, ranch dressing in a whole wheat tortilla. $9.49

Rooster Wrap
Two Fried chicken tenders chopped with spinach, tomato, Monterey Jack and cheddar cheese, and ranch dressing in a whole wheat tortilla. $8.49

GRILLED TEXAS CHEESE STEAKS

East Texas Mountain Goat
Grilled mushrooms, red onions, green bell peppers, thinly sliced sirloin steak, melted Monterrey Jack and cheddar cheeses, creamy ranch dressing piled high on a freshly toasted hoagie roll.  Served with a mound of crispy twisted taters.  $15.49
Clarence says “It ain’t squirrel, but it’s damn good!”

S.O.B. Mountain Goat (SOUTH OF THE BORDER)
Grilled onions, green chiles, jalapenos, thinly sliced sirloin steak, melted Monterrey Jack and cheddar cheeses, chipotle ranch dressing piled high on a freshly toasted hoagie roll.  Served with a mound of crispy twisted taters.  $15.49
Donnie says “It’s so good, it’ll make you slap yo mamma!”

 European Mountain Goat
Grilled onions, mushrooms, bacon bits, goat cheese, mayo, thinly sliced sirloin steak, piled high on a freshly toasted hoagie roll.  Served with a mound of crispy twisted taters.  $15.99
J.P. says “Some call it roadkill on a bun, others call it DELICIOUS!”

NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS

Soft Drinks (Free Refills) $2.49
Iced Tea, Lemonade (Free Refills) $2.49

Draught Beer

Blue Moon, Bud Light, Coors Light, Dos Equis, F5 IPA, Guns & Oil, Love Street by Karbach, Michelob Ultra, Revolver Blood & Honey, Revolver Bock, Santo, Shiner Bock

21 & over after 9pm
(Saloon is a Private Club and requires a membership to consume adult beverages, please inquire with a server)