The Goat Stumbles from 11am to 10pm Monday – Saturday, closed on Sunday.

Call 806-323-9257. Stumblin’ Goat Saloon Meeting & Party Facility available by Reservation only 806-323-6765.

We gladly accept most major credit cards, but pay with cash and receive a 3% discount on all items.


Fried Cheese $8.99
Fried Zucchini $6.99
Fried Mushrooms $5.99
Fried Jalapenos $4.79
Fried Pickles 4.99
Chili Cheese Fries $7.99
Bacon Cheddar Fries $9.99
Basket of Fries $3.99
Onion Rings $4.99
*Served with a cup of ranch, extra cup $0.79

Hand Crafted Burgers

*served with a side of home cut fries

The Billy
1/3 lb. ground chuck, with mustard, mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle and American cheese on a toasted homemade white or wheat bun. $10.99

Naked Chilé Billy (Chiva)
Two 1/3 lb. ground chuck patties with grilled onions, green chiles, jalapenos, and melted Monterey Jack and cheddar cheese. No bun.

Chili Cheese Billy
1/3 lb. ground chuck patty, chili, American cheese, and onion, on a toasted white or wheat bun.

BBQ Bacon Billy
1/3 lb. ground chuck, BBQ sauce, hickory smoked bacon, onion, pickle, and American cheese, on a toasted homemade white or wheat bun.

Green Chilé Billy
Two 1/3 lb. ground chuck patties with grilled onions, jalapeños, green chilés, cheddar-jack cheese on a toasted homemade white or wheat bun.

Chicken Billy
1/3 lb. grilled chicken breast with mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and American cheese on a toasted homemade white or wheat bun.

Billy of the Month
Ask your server about the burger of the month.

Brick Oven Pizzas

Approximately 14×6 Handmade Dough

Super Pepperoni
Double Pepperoni, marinara sauce, & mozzarella cheese.

Chicken Spinach Alfredo
Alfredo sauce, spinach, chicken, onions, & mushrooms.

Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, ground beef, Italian sausage, & bacon bits.

Bacon Cheeseburger
Ground beef, bacon bits, onion, & cheddar jack cheese.

Bell peppers, mushrooms, onions, black olives, artichokes, & spinach.

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, bell peppers, onions, artichoke, & black olives.

Garlic Cheese
Garlic butter spread, Monterrey-Jack cheese & parmesan cheese.

Build Your Own
Pick your sauce, pick your cheese, add any toping for $.69 each.

Pepperoni | Ground Beef | Italian Sausage | Canadian Bacon | Bacon Bits | Artichoke | Black Olives | Jalapeños | Mushrooms | Spinach | Bell Peppers | Red Onions |

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Ask your server about available merchandise!

*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness*

World Famous Chicken Boobies

Hand battered all breast chicken bits deep fried in with Shiner Bock Beer batter and served with a choice of Goat Sauce (house made honey mustard type) or Possum Sauce (mayo, mustard, ketchup based) home cut fries and Texas Toast.

Small $6.99
Regular $8.99
Large $11.99

Not a Burger

S.O.B. Philly Billy
(South of the Border! What were you thinking?) Grilled onions, green chiles, jalapeños, almost 1lb of thin sliced sirloin steak, melted cheddar jack cheese, spicy chipotle ranch dressing, served open faced on a homemade grilled hoagie roll. $15.99

Chicken Fried Steak
Real hand breaded cube steak deep fried and served with cream gravy and Texas toast. $14.99

Goat Wings
Half dozen traditional deep fried jumbo wings basted in Frank’s original wing sauce and served with a side of ranch dressing. $12.99

Grilled Chicken Wrap
Grilled chicken breast, cheddar jack cheese, spinach, tomato, and creamy ranch dressing in a whole wheat tortilla. $10.99

S.O.B. Philly Wrap
Grilled onions, green chiles, jalapeños, sliced sirloin steak, cheddar cheese, and ranch dressing in a whole wheat tortilla. $11.99

Multi Trip Salad Bar $9.99
One Trip Salad Bar with purchase of entrée $6.49


Soda, Tea, & Lemonade $2.59
Coffee $.79

21 & over after 9pm
(Saloon is a Private Club and requires a membership to consume adult beverages, please inquire with a server)

Kidds Meals

10 & Under Please

Chicken Boobies & Fries $5.99
Mac N Cheese $4.99

Sweet Treats

Scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream $3.79
Deep Fried Brownies $5.99
Deep Fried Brownie Sundae $8.99