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The Goat Stumbles from 11am – 9pm Monday – Thursday, 11am – 10pm Friday, 11am – Midnight Saturday, closed on Sunday. Questions? Call 806-323-9257. Stumblin’ Goat Saloon Meeting & Party Facility available by Reservation only 806-323-6765.

We gladly accept most major credit cards, but pay with cash and receive a 3% discount on all items.

Goatalicious Starters & Sides

Fried Cheese $8.49
Fried Zucchini $6.99
Fried Mushrooms $5.99
Fried Jalapenos $4.49
Fried Pickles 4.79
Chili Cheese Taters $9.99
Bacon Cheddar Taters $10.99
Side of Macaroni Salad $2.79
Side of Potato Salad $2.79
*all served with ranch dressing
*additional dressing cups $0.79

Basket of:
Twisted Taters $3.79
Onion Rings $4.79
*ranch dressing not included with baskets

Goat Favorites

*served with our famous twisted taters
*alternate sides may be substituted for a small charge

The Billy
1/3 lb. ground chuck, with mustard, mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle and American cheese on a toasted homemade white or wheat bun. $10.99

The Nanny
5 oz. grilled chicken breast, with mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickle, on a toasted homemade white or wheat bun. $11.49

The Chiva
Two 1/3 lb. ground chuck patties with grilled onions, green chiles, jalapenos, and melted Monterey Jack and cheddar cheese. $12.99 Add a bun for $1.99

The Cabrita
Two 5 oz. grilled chicken breasts with grilled onion, jalapenos, green chiles and melted Monterey Jack and cheddar cheese. $13.99 Add a bun for $1.99

Goat Cheese Sliders
Three mini ground chuck patties with grilled onions, mushrooms, bacon, goat cheese, and mayo on three homemade mini buns. $14.99

Chicken Fried Steak
Real hand breaded cube steak deep fried and served with twisted taters and cream gravy. $14.49

Brick Oven Pizzas

Super Pepperoni
Hand stretched dough, Italian marinara sauce, spicy pepperoni slices & mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $10.99 | 16 Inch – $14.99

Goat Supreme
Hand stretched dough, Italian marinara sauce, seasoned ground beef, spicy pepperoni, ground Italian sausage, diced red onions, diced green bell pepper, savory black olives, garden fresh sliced mushrooms & mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $11.99 | 16 Inch – $15.99

Spinach Alfredo
Hand stretched dough, creamy Alfredo sauce, fresh spinach leaves & mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $8.99 | 16 Inch – $12.99

Chicken Alfredo
Hand stretched dough, creamy Alfredo sauce, diced grilled chicken, red onion & mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $9.99 | 16 Inch – $13.99

Meatatarian
Hand stretched dough, Italian marinara sauce, spicy pepperoni, ground Italian sausage, seasoned ground beef, smokey Canadian bacon, crispy bacon bits & mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $12.99 | 16 Inch – $16.99

Bacon Cheeseburger
Hand stretched dough, Italian marinara sauce, seasoned ground beef, diced red onions, crispy bacon bits, freshly shredded Monterey Jack & cheddar cheese.
10 Inch – $10.99 | 16 Inch – $14.99

Veggies & Cheese
Hand stretched dough, marinara sauce, diced red onion, diced bell pepper, mushrooms, mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $8.99 | 16 Inch – $12.99

Plain Pie
Hand stretched dough, choice of creamy Alfredo sauce or Italian marinara with your choice of cheese, mozzarella or shredded Monterrey Jack & cheddar.
10 Inch – $7.99 | 16 Inch – $12.99

Each Additional Topping
10 Inch – $0.89 | 16 Inch – $1.49

Spicy Pepperoni | Seasoned Ground Beef | Ground Italian Sausage | Smokey Canadian Bacon | Crispy Bacon Bits | Grilled Chicken | Garden Fresh Mushrooms | Fresh Spinach Leaves | Diced Green Bell Peppers | Diced Red Onion | Marinara Sauce | Alfredo Sauce | Mozzarella Cheese | Cheddar Jack Cheese

Kidds Meals

10 & Under Please

Cheeseburger slider with mayo and pickles & twisted taters. $5.99
5” Cheese pizza $4.99
Two chicken fingers, twisted taters, and sauce. $6.99

BUTTON BUSTERS

Scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream $3.49
Deep Fried Brownies $5.99
Deep Fried Brownie Sundae $8.99

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Ask your server about available merchandise!

*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness*

Famous Fried Fingers

Three Finger Basket
Three delicious hand battered chicken tenders served with your choice of dipping sauce, twisted taters, and Texas Toast. $8.99

Five Finger Basket (NO IT’S NOT FREE)
Five delicious hand battered chicken tenders served with two dipping sauces, twisted taters, and Texas Toast. $11.99

Choices of Sauces: Goat Sauce, Possum Sauce, Buffalo Sauce Mild or Hot, BBQ, Honey Chipotle BBQ, Garlic Parm or Ranch

Traditional Wings

Deep fried jumbo chicken wings glazed in your choice of Mild or Hot Buffalo, BBQ, Honey Chipotle BBQ or Garlic Parmesan and served with a choice of Bleu Cheese or Ranch dressing.

Six for $11.49 | Twelve for $21.99

Boneless Wings

Boneless Chicken battered and deep fried slathered in your choice of Mild, Medium, Goat Burners, BBQ, or Honey Chipotle BBQ with a choice of Bleu Cheese or Ranch dressing.

Basket of:
8 for $8.99 | 16 for $16.99

GOAT LITE

Salad Bar  $8.99
(11am – 9pm Daily)

Nanny Wrap
Diced Chicken, cheddar jack cheese, spinach, tomato, guacamole, chipotle paste, ranch dressing in a whole wheat tortilla. $9.99

Rooster Wrap
Two Fried chicken tenders chopped with spinach, tomato, cheddar jack cheese, and ranch dressing in a whole wheat tortilla. $8.99

GRILLED TEXAS CHEESE STEAKS

East Texas Cheesesteak Sammie
Grilled mushrooms, red onions, green bell peppers, thinly sliced all beef sirloin steak, melted Monterrey Jack and cheddar cheeses, creamy ranch dressing piled high on a freshly toasted hoagie roll.  Served with a mound of crispy twisted taters.  $15.99

S.O.B. Cheesesteak Sammie (SOUTH OF THE BORDER)
Grilled onions, green chiles, jalapenos, thinly sliced all beef sirloin steak, melted Monterrey Jack and cheddar cheeses, chipotle ranch dressing piled high on a freshly toasted hoagie roll.  Served with a mound of crispy twisted taters.  $15.99

 European Mountain Goat
Grilled onions, mushrooms, bacon bits, goat cheese, mayo, thinly sliced sirloin steak, piled high on a freshly toasted hoagie roll.  Served with a mound of crispy twisted taters.  $15.99

NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS

Soft Drinks (Free Refills) $2.59
Iced Tea, Lemonade (Free Refills) $2.59

21 & over after 9pm
(Saloon is a Private Club and requires a membership to consume adult beverages, please inquire with a server)