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The Goat Stumbles from 11am – 9pm Monday – Thursday, 11am – 10pm Friday – Saturday, closed on Sunday. Questions? Call 806-323-9257. Stumblin’ Goat Saloon Meeting & Party Facility available by Reservation only 806-323-6765.

We gladly accept most major credit cards, but pay with cash and receive a 3% discount on all items.

Starters

Fried Cheese $8.99
Fried Zucchini $6.99
Fried Mushrooms $5.99
Fried Jalapenos $4.79
Fried Pickles 4.99
Chili Cheese Twisted Taters $9.49
Bacon Cheddar Twisted Taters $10.99
Basket of Twisted Taters $3.99
Basket of Onion Rings $4.99
*all of the above come with a cup of ranch, extra cup $0.79

World Famous Greasy Burgers & Favs

*served with a side of twisted taters

The Billy
1/3 lb. ground chuck, with mustard, mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle and American cheese on a toasted homemade white or wheat bun or Texas toast. $10.99

The Chiva
Two 1/3 lb. ground chuck patties with grilled onions, green chiles, jalapenos, and melted Monterey Jack and cheddar cheese. $12.99 Add a white bun or grilled Texas toast for $1.99

Goat Cheese Sliders
Three junior patties with grilled onions, mushrooms, bacon, goat cheese, and mayo on homemade slider rolls. $14.99

Texas Philly Sandwich
Grilled mushrooms, red onions, bell peppers, almost 1lb of thin sliced sirloin steak, melted cheddar jack cheese, creamy ranch dressing, served open faced on a homemade grilled hoagie roll. $15.99

S.O.B. Philly Sandwich
(South of the Border! What were you thinking?) Grilled onions, green chiles, jalapenos, almost 1lb of thin sliced sirloin steak, melted cheddar jack cheese, spicy chipotle ranch dressing, served open faced on a homemade grilled hoagie roll. $15.99

Chicken Fried Steak
Real hand breaded cube steak deep fried and served with cream gravy and Texas toast. $14.99

Brick Oven Pizzas

Super Pepperoni
Hand stretched dough, Italian marinara sauce, spicy pepperoni slices & mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $10.99 | 16 Inch – $14.99

Spinach Alfredo
Hand stretched dough, creamy Alfredo sauce, fresh spinach leaves & mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $6.79 | 16 Inch – $12.49

Chicken Alfredo
Hand stretched dough, creamy Alfredo sauce, diced grilled chicken, red onion & mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $9.99 | 16 Inch – $13.99

Meatatarian
Hand stretched dough, Italian marinara sauce, spicy pepperoni, ground Italian sausage, seasoned ground beef, smokey Canadian bacon, crispy bacon bits & mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $12.99 | 16 Inch – $16.99

Bacon Cheeseburger
Hand stretched dough, Italian marinara sauce, seasoned ground beef, diced red onions, crispy bacon bits, freshly shredded Monterey Jack & cheddar cheese.
10 Inch – $10.99 | 16 Inch – $14.99

Vegetarian
Hand stretched dough, marinara sauce, diced red onion, diced bell pepper, mushrooms, mozzarella cheese.
10 Inch – $8.99 | 16 Inch – $12.99

Plain Pie
Hand stretched dough, choice of creamy Alfredo sauce or Italian marinara with your choice of cheese, mozzarella or shredded Monterrey Jack & cheddar.
10 Inch – $7.99 | 16 Inch – $11.99

Additional Topping
10 Inch – $0.99 | 16 Inch – $1.59

Pepperoni | Ground Beef | Sausage | Canadian Bacon | Bacon Bits | Artichokes | Black Olives | Jalapenos | Mushrooms | Fresh Spinach | Bell Peppers | Onions | Marinara Sauce | Alfredo Sauce | Mozzarella Cheese | Cheddar Jack Cheese

Kidds Meals

10 & Under Please

#1) One Burger slider with cheese, mayo, pickles & twisted taters. $5.99
#2) 5” Cheese pizza $4.99
#3) Kids chicken nuggets, one sauce & twisted taters. $5.99

Sweet Treats

Scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream $3.79
Deep Fried Brownies $5.99
Deep Fried Brownie Sundae $8.99

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Ask your server about available merchandise!

*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness*

Free Range Yard Bird

The Nanny
1/3lb grilled chicken breast, with mustard, mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles on a toasted homemade white or wheat bun or Texas toast served with a side of twisted taters. $11.99

The Cabrita
Two 1/3lb grilled chicken breasts with grilled onions, jalapenos, green chiles, melted Monterey Jack and cheddar cheese served with twisted taters. $12.99 Add a white or wheat bun or Texas toast for $1.99

Goat Wings
Traditional deep fried jumbo wings served naked or glazed in your favorite sauce and served with Bleu Cheese or Ranch for dipping.

Wing Sauces: BBQ, Mild Buffalo, Hot Buffalo, Honey Chipotle BBQ, & Garlic Parmesan

Basket of five for $10.99 | Basket of ten for $19.99

Fried Chicken Boobies
Small $6.99 Regular $10.99 Large $15.99

Hand battered all breast chicken meat deep fried in our famous Shiner Bock Beer batter and served with your favorite dipping sauce, Texas toast and Twisted Taters.

Dipping Sauces: Goat, Possum, BBQ, Mild Buffalo, Hot Buffalo, Honey Chipotle BBQ, Garlic Parmesan, Cream Gravy, Ranch, Blue Cheese, & Chipotle Ranch

Nanny Wrap
Grilled diced chicken breast, cheddar jack cheese, spinach, tomato, guacamole, chipotle ranch dressing in a whole wheat tortilla. $9.99

Fried Chicken Boobie Wrap
Fried diced chicken breast, cheddar jack cheese, spinach, tomato, creamy ranch dressing in a whole wheat tortilla. $9.49

NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS

Fountain Drinks (Free Refills) $2.59
Iced Tea, Lemonade (Free Refills) $2.59

21 & over after 9pm
(Saloon is a Private Club and requires a membership to consume adult beverages, please inquire with a server)